So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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