I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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