is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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