I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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