why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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