That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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