hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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