Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
babies were throwing up all over the place
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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