Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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