how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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