the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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