Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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