READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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