And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So much rum. So many feels.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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