i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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