I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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