no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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