She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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