So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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