yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
tell me about the fingering
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
