Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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