No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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