this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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