you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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