id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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