i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.