I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.