Nicole vs. Life
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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