wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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