he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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