Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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