Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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