There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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