Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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