So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
