Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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