Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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