Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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