Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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