garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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