I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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