Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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