; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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