ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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