Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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