barbara walters just said penis...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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