I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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