Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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