sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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