Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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