I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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