he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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