i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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