Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You made out with two different species that night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My vagina is very pro this idea
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